The Things Inside My Head

bewbin:

bewbin:

we got really close one time. monkey #44543 almost wrote Othello perfectly but decided to take some creative liberties in act 3 that were kinda shit so the other monkeys took his typewriter away

Monkey #44543 just sold his script to netflix and now all the other monkeys are acting like they were supporting him the whole time lol

groupieculture:

this tweet is my own personal drug

thriftstoredoll:

You are unhappy because you’re thinking about productivity and emails when you could be thinking about the beautiful dappled fur of deer

hexcolour:

angelicguy:

ajamnova:

This is still my favorite YouTube comment

zeepop:

offspring:

left dishes in tbe sink too long they grew a bunch of oysters inside and they filtered all the grime off my plates

cryptotheism:

minmos:

minmos:

the goldfinches a5re turning yellow again fuck yessss

he goes from brown to yellow when it’s time

he goes from brown to yellow when it’s time

rhube:

after-the-raven-deactivated2022:

navoika:

theoldbone:

Great eared nightjar

this is a dragon

How is it possible for an animal to resemble a bird, a mammal, and a reptile simultaneously?

Those ARE great ears.

planet4546b:

evolutionsvoid:

I don’t know why, but the second any park has a boardwalk of any kind I lose my mind. I don’t care if it is only like ten feet long. Coolest shit ever. 11/10. Best park ever.

image id: four photos of boardwalks through natural areas, including two forests, a marsh, and a swamp. the first boardwalk has bench seating and a tree growing through the center. end id.